Crazy Bitches…Christopher Kane (top row) and @givenchy (bottom row), is what I call the clothing lines that I will wear once I become old and rich and just completely intolerable. There will be lots of editorial fashion and also lots of hell to pay!!!

Sidebar - these looks are reportedly from the pre-fall 2014 collections…I’m sorry but I have been on Earth for almost all of my life and never heard of pre-fall. I’ve heard of Spring and Fall. I’ve heard of things having a beginning, middle, and end…this is what I will wander around the streets yelling at people while wearing pre-fall and tweeting style.com that they are not better than me just because they made up a season.